Zero Accountability Tee – Unisex Organic Cotton Statement Shirt

Zero accountability before coffee. You’ve been warned.

This tee says what your face already does before that first sip—“Don’t talk to me yet.” Soft, breathable, and unapologetically caffeinated, this shirt is for the bold souls who know better than to function without their daily brew.

Made with 100% organic cotton, it feels like your favorite tee from day one—no breaking in required. The ribbed collar adds a little flavor, and the classic fit means you can wear it to your coffee shop run, Zoom call, or existential crisis in the kitchen.

Available in Desert Dust, Cotton Pink, Lavender, and White—aka mood colors for every level of under-caffeination.

Why You’ll Love It

☕ 100% organic cotton = super soft, Earth-hugging vibes
📏 Regular fit with just the right amount of flex
🧵 Double stitching so it doesn’t fall apart like your patience before coffee
🎨 Ribbed collar = low-key style boost
🌱 Certified organic (GOTS + OCS)
🏷️ Made responsibly

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